Dumb Name for a Restaurant

December 16, 2008
 
 
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I ate here last week because I likes my pitas EXTREME! Actually, the people working here don't look very extreme. If I owned an EXTEME Pita, the following would be required of my employees:

  • Mohawk
  • Evenings consist of BMX, skydiving, mountain climbing, windsurfing, surfing, snowboarding, bungee jumping, etc.
  • Minimum of 5 tattoos
  • Minimum of 3 piercings (2 face, 1 other)
  • Each pita would be served with "horns"
  • Ollie off the grill
 
 
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